nasnumbersgifs:

vinny ends drake of the 99 dragons for good (x)

m4v3r1cx:

crisposwtf:

m4v3r1cx:

ego-stroking-blazing-chef:

coincidence i think not…

oh god

she really was pregnant….

OH GOD

m4v3r1cx:

crisposwtf:

m4v3r1cx:

ego-stroking-blazing-chef:

coincidence i think not…

oh god

she really was pregnant….

OH GOD

powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

if cr1tikal were a personality core


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scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

kokorodisconnect:

カツサンドよ!

centurydoll:

This parasol is gorgeous. (x)

reine-ubu:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.
Jesus.”

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

I can’t believe Zack Morrison memed on us